Literally one of the reasons I bought this shirt was so I could make this pun to people
Roman Payne, The Wanderess (via mancerayder)
john barely even looking up from his phone when mary gets handed a whole list of people who hate her but totally decking the chief superintendent for calling sherlock a weirdo
I prefer my doctors clean-shaven.
That’s not a sentence you hear every day.
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fffhhhaaahah that third one
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
Welcome to London.
comic #186: sibling rivalry
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell